You know it's hot outside when...

 

I just thought I should share a little something to take your minds off the brittle, cold winter and bring back a little heat from the summer with a little summer humour. Enjoy!

You know it's hot outside when...

•  The birds have to use potholders to pull out the worms from the ground.
•  The trees are whistling for the dogs.
•  The best parking spot is determined by shade rather than distance.
•  Hot water comes out of both taps.
•  You can make sun tea instantly.
•  You learn that a seat buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
•  The temperature drops below 35 C and you feel a little chilly.
•  You discover that in August it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
•  You discover that you get sunburned through your car window.
•  You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
•  Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
•  You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
•  The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one and add butter, salt and pepper.
•  Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
•  The cows are giving evaporated milk.